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New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
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jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.
"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."
by RAS8325 February 7, 2008
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A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.
Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"
by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
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New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
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jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.
by Dave K July 23, 2004
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Jersey Mike's

The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said
Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's
by Nickanigga April 14, 2010
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Jorbe

That one English teacher who always arrives late and somehow resembles to lord Adolfo Hitler, btw, he ain’t that close to u, because u nasty af
Yo, Jorbe always yells at me, oh but Andrea...
by iamjorbe November 22, 2018
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