Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.

Joey Jordison fucking rocks!

by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006

Joelis

A funny and caring human being. She is adventurous and loves animals, an explorer at heart and knows what she wants. Anyone that meets a Joelis will experience joy from knowing her. If you fall in love with a Joelis, don't break her heart because she will have no problem letting you go.

O my god!!! That's Joelis, she's so pretty.

by yollyblue November 20, 2018

joris

Handsome/good-looking.
It is derived from Dutch.

Girl 1: Gosh, do you see that guy there?!
Girl 2: Wow! He is a real joris man he is!

by F. Baggins June 28, 2008

no jorris

It means 'close' or 'almost'
Similar to "close but no cigar"

I was about to win but no jorris

by Rickie L June 26, 2021

Joey Jordison

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Jorlink

A "xD" msn bot

#1: my whole family died
Jorlink: xD
#1: I just won the lottery
Jorlink: xD
#1: xD
Jorlink: xD

by SDKS June 14, 2010

Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009