jophis

a way to say Joseph that may piss him off.

me: hey jophis!
him: stop fucking calling me that.

he may get used to it after time though.

by rilo-g October 25, 2015

jophie

A term used when you cannot determine which girl you would shag if the opportunity came up. Originating from the 'either / or game', in which person A gives the name of 2 people and person B says who they would fuck. Can be used in the forms 'jophie' or 'jophied'

Person A: Sophie or Jess
Person B: I don't know man, that's a tough one. I shall have to ponder this. .... DUDE I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

This is a bit of a jophie

I am jophied about those two hot girls

by The Old Shaft December 10, 2007

Jophy

Smart, sporty, and charismatic. Thinks highly of himself. Loves joking around and turn red like a tomato when heated up. Appears tough on the outside but inside he is mellow and soft. His love life is almost non-existent because of his shy nature but the boy better make the first move if he wants the girl.

1)Hey look at Jophy turning red
2)I wish I was as talented as a Jophy

by dimplelove April 3, 2022

Jophy

The prettiest girl on the planet. Really caring and nice. She cares about all her friends and is definitely a extrovert. If you ever meet a jophy, try to seduce her!

Hi! Your name is Jophy?
Yeah!
Im in love with you!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jophie

Jophie is a ship name for Jentzen Ramirez and Sophie Fergi. They are endgames and always make each other laugh when they are around each other. They are the cutest couple in the world! They enjoyed making YouTube videos together. - Instagram @sophiesstarr

Jophie is my endgame. - Ashley

by @sophiesstarr November 3, 2020