Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA

DO DUH DOO DOOOOOO, DO DUH DOO DOOOOOOO

is dat john cena
***AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA***
Also press ALT+F4 to see john cena in 24 hours, sooooo magical!
john cena bee WWE champion btw since this thing is making me define him 'w'

by xXMemeAndDerpLordXx November 6, 2017

Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

jooblies

jooblies are crack rocks

Can I get me some Jooblies?

by Reemus July 5, 2005

Jooonah

I don’t know why, and I have no reason to believe this or have come to this conclusion, but I feel like Jooonah would wear glasses. He doesn’t particularly seem like someone who would wear glasses, and I may be entirely wrong, but I just have the slight feeling that he would wear glasses.

Jooonah should play OP duels on Hypixel because it is the best gamemode.
Jooonah should turn on minimal view bobbing because it’s almost as sexy as he is.

by Tesseract of OP Duels March 13, 2022

They Took ye'r joorbs!

A phrase a white person says right after they had just lost their because a person of a different race is willing to work for much cheaper.

Whitey: I lost my job to that fag Mexican

Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.

Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><

Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!

by I care June 5, 2005