Jonas Brothers Fan
Jonas Brothers Fan by arealman October 17, 2008
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Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.
Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
Jonas Brothers Fan by Raychel. May 14, 2009
[jonas brothers fan]
Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
[jonas brothers fan] by badass23 December 9, 2008
Jonas Brothers Fangirls
Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
Jonas Brothers Fangirls by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
jonas brothers fans
jonas brothers fans or "jb fans" are preppy teenage girls that are in love with the jonas bros Almost all jb fans like the jbs only for their looks and not their music
jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit
then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans
jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit
then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans
jonas brothers fans by xXxAshleysluvsAlexilaihoxXx April 22, 2009
Jonas Brother fan
People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
Jonas Brother fan by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010
Jonas Brothers Fans
A large group of highly dedicated girls.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.
We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.
If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.
We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.
If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.
Jonas Brothers Fans (lunatic): I love the Jonas bRothers! GYAAAHH . Imma marry Joeeee.
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*
Jonas Brothers Fans by Fly With Me I'm Much Better August 17, 2009