Jonon

Cool guy. Can be chill around some people but is pretty wild around others. Hes really nice and funny. Hes hot but single.

Girl: Jonon lookin hot!

by hdfkjhsh October 31, 2019

Joedonkulus

When something is so crazy you just have to joedonk about it

Yo whats up, that game was pretty joedonkulus bro

by CreeperGamingfan1997 July 31, 2022

Jordon

A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.

Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her

by Ermen December 20, 2012

Jordon

A very sexy guy.He gets all the girls.Jordon cares for everyone but his mood changes very quickly so be careful what you say to him.He may get all the girls but he doesn't date them so he's only a secondary threat .If you come to like him tell him as soon as possible ,because if you don't there might not be another chance.But he doesn't date black girls ,if your mixed that's a different story.

Have you seen the hot new guy Jordon

by Sonic the hedgehog March 7, 2017

Jordon

My Best friend. and amazing guy who knows how to make everything thats bothering you just fade away. knows how to make you smile even when your crying. who's kisses can send you to the moon and back, and make you want them more and more. who's hugs can make some one strong cry like a little baby. who's love is something girls have been looking for since the dawn of time. some one who's smile puts the sun to shame. some one you think of daily. some one you love uncondisionaly. some one you wish you could spend you whole life with but you know you can't. some one who loves Hong-Kong because they know what it means. i still love you jordon

his kisses remind me of Jordon.

by Darlene[Rainbow] September 30, 2009

Jordon

A Gordon-like Jordan.
Nobody seems to notice that the name is spelled with an O instead of an A. Which makes everyone think the person is a Jordan.

That Jordon sure did fool me.

by paper plate April 21, 2008

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008