jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Jonbenet

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.

Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.

by MisBehavin October 29, 2011