Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

Jonned

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Joinked

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

by VPOB July 2, 2017