the magic Johnson

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson

"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

by alycie orchlair January 30, 2009

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato June 21, 2005

Magic Johnson

The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.

Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 04, 2019

Magic Johnson

The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.

Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.

by urbandict1 July 26, 2010

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 05, 2006

Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 16, 2009