Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.

"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

Johannasexual

Basically the absolute craving after a Johanna, who is typically absolutely hot, so hot that you just want to breathe in the air she breathes out

Dude i'm such a johannasexual it's insane

by Yoboig November 20, 2021

johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.

"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."

by Krkič July 28, 2023

johnsexual

when straight men are into a certain type of person

Oh, that guy is 100% johnsexual

by hiddenvalleys December 30, 2025