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Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.
"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."
by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022
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Johannasexual

Basically the absolute craving after a Johanna, who is typically absolutely hot, so hot that you just want to breathe in the air she breathes out
Dude i'm such a johannasexual it's insane
by Yoboig November 20, 2021
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johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.
"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."
by Krkič July 28, 2023
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johnsexual

when straight men are into a certain type of person
Oh, that guy is 100% johnsexual
by hiddenvalleys December 30, 2025
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