johnbert

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working

My classmate johnbert is one of a kind

by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021

Johnnelle

Hot ass chick that likes it weird and rough!

Johnnelle likes it weird and rough!

by Mister Andre December 21, 2016

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

by Dale Yea May 28, 2018

JOHNVERSATION

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.

General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."

by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

johnné

Most kindest, loving and unique people I know. Her smile is heartwarming and her laugh is tender. She’s always willing to help others and provide anything for those in need. If you know a Johnné your really lucky to have met one. Her looks are jaw dropping.

Mark: Johnné can you help me with this, no one else will.
Johnné: of course!!! Where can I start?

by Cheesegrader06 April 23, 2021

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007