John Laurens

1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.

"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"

Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"

by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018

john laurens

gay ass ded boi

hey you wanna peice o' this gay ass boi
DO U KNOW DA WAE

AKA JOHN LAURENS WINKWINK

by Aloe <3 January 26, 2018

John Laurens

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John Laurens gay

by Cactus is prick May 11, 2019

john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense

“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”

by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 17, 2022

John Laurens

the gayest turtle you'll ever meet

teacher: lets learn about John Laurens

me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020

John Laurens

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.

Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right

by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017

John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 20, 2020