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John Brown 

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
John Brown by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011
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john brown 

Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.
John Brown is a mad MC.
john brown by Nathan mofuckin Eck December 15, 2008

John Brown 

One who Shags Other Mans Bird
He did a John Brown
John Brown by jef109 November 26, 2017

John Brown 

An extreme john laurens who can't spell and murdered 5 people
I have to write an essay on john brown who can't spell on the documents we used as evidence
John Brown by Person wants to die September 20, 2018

John Brown

A white person who knocks out another white person who was exhibiting racism towards a Black person.
Old clay was being racist so Kevin gave him the old John Brown.
John Brown by TheAbolisionist March 11, 2026

Handsome John Brown 

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

Handsome John Brown 

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.
I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it