John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

by John-Michael December 17, 2016

John Michael Padilla Jordas

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

by JORDAKS June 7, 2021

ommie John Michael Williams Jr

Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER

Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.

by anonymous August 2, 2022

michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.

Damn, Michael Johns is hot.

by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008

Michael-John

Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.

1. Damn, Michael-John is really annoying.

by CallaGotRevenge May 10, 2012

Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)

Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude

by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it

Man, I just got John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025