gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010

elise johanson

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008