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Take a Joel

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When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010
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Doing A Joel

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When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream
I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record
by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020
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Kick a Joel day

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On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries
Boy do i love Kick a Joel day
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022
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A Joel

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When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye
Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel
by The_ABBE September 1, 2023
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Joel and Yahel

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two different friends that make a really good duo
joel and yahel are a good duo!!!!!!!!

yes now bye
by jowl1265 November 19, 2022
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