Skip to main content

Jodie Foster'd 

To throw your cum at someone.

When Jodie Fosters character went to meet Hannibal Lecter, and an inmate of the name of Miggs proceeds to huck his semen at her.
I just Jodie Foster'd my dog

I just Jodie Foster'd my father-in-law

I just Jodie Foster'd....The Pope! *dum dum dummmm*

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome 

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

The jodie foster 

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.
Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!
The jodie foster by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006