jobsworth 

A very minor official, who follows rules and regulation to the letter, however nonsensical this approach may be. Characteristic of the current Labour government in the UK. Also colloquially known as "Dickheads PLC", they follow in the same vein as health and safety nazis.

"A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle." - Jobsworth #1

"A council spent £5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves." - Jobsworth #2

jobsworth by neverbelieve August 15, 2007

Jobsworth 

A Jobsworth is somebody, usually who works for the government who gets paid minimum wage yet takes their job as seriously as if they were working for some secret military organisation. The common jobsworth is usually found working for the Devonia police force, however a more rare and more dangerous type of jobsworth is found working for London Transport or as Security guards at rock music venues in London. These are more dangerous as they usually originate from countries with secret police, mafia and fascist regimes and therefore guard their miniscule amounts of responsibility with their lives

The scabbing jobsworth wouldn't let us stay for the after party, we were manhandled out of the venue.

Jobsworth by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006

Jobsworth 

Minimum wage employee who gets wet over what little power trip they have from behind the counter because they lack any sense of purpose in their own personal lives out of work.

Customer: can I have a ketchup?

Mcdonalds worker: that’ll be 10p

Customer: no thanks, jobsworth

Jobsworth by NotSalsal May 16, 2023

Jobsworth 

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.

"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"

Jobsworth by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003

Jobsworth 

A person within a job that assumes some authority, but abuses their role using petty little rules to make themselves feel good.

That methead tried to fine me cos my ticket was 1 minute past being invalid, absolute jobsworth.

Jobsworth by DickChocolate1080 March 17, 2022

Jobsworth spam dagger 

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

Jobsworth spam dagger by Bryoan April 19, 2012

Pussy Jobsworth 

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

Pussy Jobsworth by sphincternator June 6, 2009