Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
by ThaRealMuhfugga January 03, 2017
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Johann

A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.
Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!
by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018
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Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
by phillip the monkey March 07, 2011
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Johann

A talented and truly dedicated musician who is either a virtuoso or revered prodigy of the musical arts.
Damn, he's really good at the piano! What a Johann!
by MusicSociety June 30, 2011
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Johanne

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
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Johanne

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
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a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
by TheJohannes January 29, 2021
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