A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
by Gaw910 September 9, 2016
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Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
by Spazmoz May 22, 2008
Get the jizzmonger mug.1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.
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