Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.
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Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.
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Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
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When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
by Drew is da fuckin man. December 10, 2008
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what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.
Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
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