jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

jiztasterfy

when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction

damnit jeff put your dick away, this is a jiztasterfy.

by master taint February 11, 2019

jazzmaster

The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.

A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!

by Alan Orth October 14, 2006

Rizzaster

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl

ITS A RIZZASTER!!!

by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

Jizzasaur

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.

Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010