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JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
by Fenoogle September 30, 2014
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jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.
Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003
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Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship
That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.
by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010
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Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz
"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."
by Skin-NY November 30, 2014
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