jizz rag

two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!

hey you candy ass jizz rag!

by snood May 13, 2005

jizz rag

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.

1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."

by That one kid February 13, 2003

Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016