Xi Jinping

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)

Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Xi Jinping

The current dictator of China who's basically a corpo-communist version of Mao Zedong. He also scared of Winnie the Pooh for some reason.

Like many communists, Xi Jinping likes to oppress and brainwash people.

by Tycho47 March 17, 2020

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by imposter762 September 26, 2021

Junking

The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.

"Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?"

"Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"

by Chicks99 July 18, 2013

Janking

The Southern (GA) word meaning insult or just talkin about somebody.

Yo lame ass wanna fight when I jank on you.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003