rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012

jimming the camera

A term that's derived from the U.S. version of the British TV comedy "The Office" in which a recurring character named "Jim Halpert" constantly looks into the camera with various expressions.

Hey man, stop Jimming the camera!

Hey how come you're always Jimming the Camera?

by Kevin_Vs._The_World August 28, 2017

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020

Rimmin' N' Jimmin'

When you like it both ways, you can receive it and give it. You love fanny and Tranny. You are as Bi Sexual as a sack of potatoes in a Cesar's salad.

Example 1:

Travis: Hey mate, what did you and the missus get up to last night?
Brandon: Yeah nah, just some Rimmin' N' Jimmin'
Travis: Some-fucking what?
Brandon: Yeah legacy came on me and I came on my girl

Example 2:

Dane: I just love Rimmin' N' Jimmin'!
Devyn: Oh, I didn't know your girl was a tranny
Dane: Fuck you, I'm the tranny
Devyn: ...okay

Short Definition: Tranny And Fanny

by Benux November 13, 2017

Jimmi Simpson

The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".

"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"

"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"

"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."

Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"

by Barbara Barbara March 4, 2017

Jimming It

Taking an excessively long time to make a move on someone you’re attracted to. Laying groundwork for months or even years in hopes that your relationship will one day become romantic.

‘Can you believe that guy in sales? He’s really jimming it with the receptionist. I mean, it’s been 2 years, make a move already.’

by Chronos the Bear November 17, 2021