JFC

Acronym for Jesus Fucking Christ

Endo: Dude, Becca fucked another guy today!
Brad: JFC!

by Brad April 23, 2003

JFC

Jet Fried Chicken

Which can leave you with severe bowel problems.

Boy 1: Man, I don't feel so good I think I need the toilet!
Goes to toilet
Boy 2: Dude did you eat JFC last night!?
Boy 1: Yeah sorry.

by ChickenMuncher2000 June 9, 2013

JFC

JOHN FUCKING CENA

Carol: My friend's coming over for dinner.
Sue: Oh really? Who?
Carol: JFC!!!
Sue: JOHN! FUCKING! CENA!

by blueshovel November 3, 2015

JFC

John F Cennedy

Dude 1 - Yo rip JFK.
Dude 2 - You mean JFC?
Dude 3 - Yeah dude like seriously man, imagine not being able to spell the 35th president of the united state's name!

by Mister Fatter November 13, 2020

JFC

JFC is the acronym for JOHN FUCKING CENA

Yo guys that was JFC!!!

by Meow Meow Meow Meow October 5, 2015

JFC

JFC and abbreviated usually text based version of
"Jesus Fucking Christ"

Jesus Fucking Christ that guys fat!
JFC

by Jaarko July 6, 2009

JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.

Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.

Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022