Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

Jewbroni

Someone that is Jewish and Italian

That jewbroni is orthodox and wouldn't appreciate pepperoni on his pizza

by B0b L0blaw September 25, 2010

Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

by Olfart October 17, 2009

Jewron

A jew named Aaron

Jewron stole my foreskin

by OGPimpDaddyCEO July 29, 2021

jehtrond

Jehtrond is friendly and a very hardworking person. He’s sensitive and caring to his friends and the people around him. A very fun person who always lights up the room. Jehtrond is a very easy person to get along with. He is also protective of the people he cares about and will literally do anything for them. He is kind even to people who don’t like him or envy him. If you’re dating a Jehtrond, keep them because you may never find someone in your whole lifetime who can be as good as them. You are lucky to have a Jehtrond.

You are like a Jehtrond.

A what?

Jehtrond. A very bubbly and easy going person.

by legendani November 23, 2021