jewped

Being tricked by one of those sly jewish people.
Similar to duped but involving jews or heebs as i like to call them.

Oh my goodness i have been jewped.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 10, 2006

Jewperman

A Jew with exceptional intercourse prowess.

I hooked up with this Jewish guy last night, I came seventeen times. He was friggin Jewperman.

by Harvey Reilander September 1, 2006

Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010

jewpope

the term "jewpope" is one used to stop a conversation in it's tracks. derived, assumingly, from the words JEW and POPE, because those two words put together are a bit awkward and would tend to end conversation. After a Jewpope has been called, the conversation that was just jewpoped cannot be reassumed until at least 3 more conversations have taken place.

guy1: And so then things got weird. He started taking his pants off, and then he took of mine....
guy2: WOAH, man, just WOAH!
guy1: what? i'm tellin a story here!
guy2: jewpope!
guy1: whats that?
guy2: it means you gotta start a new convo. can't return to this topic until at least 3 more.
guy1: okay, i get it! jewpope!
guy2: did you just jewpope my jewpope?
guy1: you bet i did.

by S.Top May 5, 2009

Jewpappidamayo

A Mexican Jew jizzing in or on a girl. Giving da mayo.

Paul you should jewpappidamayo that bitch

by Redshadow203 July 31, 2021

jewpeen

A jewish penis. A penis that has been circumsized.

The rabbi has a jewpeen.
(Insult): "You're a jewpeen."

by John Morgan June 27, 2005

Jewpes

A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.

"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"

by CenterForJewpesAwareness June 19, 2009