The Jewminatti

Conspiracy theory claiming Jews are in charge of the World Bank, shadow governments, media, et al.

No one believes in the Jewminatti because of their mind-control propaganda.

by darbio king of the little people November 7, 2007

Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

jewmiliation

A racist term based on a children's game that used to be called "Jewball", where a circle of people would pass a ball to each other, attempting to keep it from a person (the "Jew") in the middle. If someone threw the ball hard at the person in the middle and it hit them and bounced off without them being able to catch it, the people in the circle would call out "jewmiliation".

Used by racists or thoughtlessly in the online community, especially amongst younger gamers, to try and indicate that someone has been completely humiliated or out-played.

Jewmiliation! You didn't get a single frag in that game!

He totally jewmiliated you!

by OzJC November 18, 2009

jewbilation

The excitement a jew goes through when he realizes the power money has over other people.

Jake experienced jewbilation at his barmitzvah when he realized that all the money he received from his grandparent's could be used for all his petty desires.

by Collin de Wit June 25, 2007

jessination

the act of two water buffaloe meeting at a nearby river and engage in the act of animal intercourse. the usual result of this action is some seismic activity and sometimes a large earthwuake.

the little earthquakes that jessination produces, that no one can explain

by vukie April 18, 2009

Jewinator

The ultimate jew.

Yo Tom, this jew looks like a damn jewinator!

by Skillotrix October 10, 2018

Jewdication

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.

When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.

by Chiharve October 1, 2014