Jewett

A man with an enormous whale penis. Originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves

holy shit that boys got a jewett...keep him away from the bitch

by buckwada March 24, 2007

Jewett City

A ghetto ass, cracked out town in the New London area. Where mostly white kids on skate boards and burn outs with no lives roam around. Most of them "chill" at the bank, or at "Chopstix." These people are basically assholes with no lives.

burn out #1: Ayyo, wanna go skeeze around Jewett City?

burn out #2: Yeah man, let's hit a blunt on the way.

by Fuck youuuu August 29, 2007

Jewition

The ability to identify someone as being Jewish. Similar to gaydar.

From Jew + intuition.

Working as a carpenter for the local synagogue, Henry swiftly developed an excellent Jewition.

by iyc81 September 29, 2006

jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

Jewito

A small jew, both physically and in terms of religiousness. Usually doesn't mind eating pork.

Don't worry about a religious wedding, hes just a Jewito, he won't mind.

by MaJigger March 13, 2009

Jewtits

A substitute word or answer to anything.

Get those jewtits off of my bed.

Taylor named his first born daughter Jewtits.

Jonathan - "How was lunch?"
Ryan - "Jewtits."

by Pantsforbrains November 8, 2009

Jewett

A narcissistic sociopath. These people often come off as sweet and charming, but once they have you hooked, it's all over. It's all a facade and they are fake people. They will completely control the relationship and make you believe all of your problems are your own fault, when in reality they are manipulative and emotionally abusive. They will tell you it's love, but they are really just using you for their own personal gain and will continue to do so until they completely drain the life out of you. At this point they abandon you and turn everyone against you. They often tend to have a group of flying monkeys at their disposal who will enable them and do nothing to stop their evil ways.

Unless you want your soul crushed, stay away from jewetts, they're nothing but trouble!

by Called_Ur_Bluff September 17, 2018