jewmageadon

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world

jewmageadon

by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010

JewMorris

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes

DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!

by Jewdip November 10, 2009

Jewman

A person who is half Jew and half German. Most likely a mix breed resulting from post-Nazi Germany. Jewman adolescent and babies have special powers that enable them to jump up to 100 ft in the air. A Jewman is constantly at war with people from the Ginger race.

Zach, a Jewman, once killed a ginger while wearing MC Hammer pants.

by Gingervampirewerefolf November 1, 2009

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

JewMan

The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.

Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!

by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017

jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmorous

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".

I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.

by Brohanna December 3, 2010