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Jehovanny

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.
who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.
by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011
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Jehovah

The divine name of God, as used in the English language. From the ancient Hebrew, which had no vowels, YHVH or JHVH. Other languages use similar spellings.
The name Jehovah is so fearsome to some people that they went to the trouble to remove it from His own book. They alternate between the excuses, that we don't know the original pronunciation of God's name, and that God's name is Jesus, when in fact, Jesus isn't the original pronunciation of Yeshua's name and that doesn't seem to bother them.

"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
by Downstrike December 11, 2004
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Dirty Jehovah

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult
“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day
by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020
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JewBoo

When your boo is a Jew. Your boo can be a close friend, lover, confidant, or someone of equal importance. A one night stand/ho would NEVER be classified as a JewBoo.

However, there is also a really fun Jewish girl from Indiana known as THE JewBoo.
My JewBoo and I were chillin last year, eating motza, drinking Manichevitz, and discussing the Macabees.

JewBoo came and picked me up in the Grand Am last night and we listed to the Three 6 and went to Tbell.
by Hanukkah December 21, 2008
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jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.
better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.
by james9999222 June 22, 2008
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Jehovah

Being what Ever he want to be
With jehovah all things are possible
by Jw.org May 28, 2018
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Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
by Lil licker November 1, 2013
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