Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.
JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.
by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010
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by Mr. Slater is my Hero August 11, 2010
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The airline company where some local people fly with… The Experience points are crap and the tickets for flights, increase for 5 months until the end of the year… So bullshit! and a bunch of money!! The Jets wore out every day & night, when we’re ready for takeoff…
Alright kids!, The JetBlue Game is offering us two free flights to Hawaii!!!
Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,
What the shit???
Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!
Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,
What the shit???
Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!
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Get the The JetBlue Game mug.A "Jet Blue exit" epitomizes the "I quit!" we have all dreamed about, the style in which we'd all like to leave our jobs. Tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.
My manager was riding me so hard this afternoon I came this >< close to pulling a Jet Blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.
by Duxall Inarow August 13, 2010
Get the Jet Blue exit mug.The feeling you get when you hate your job, or the customers you deal with. Reference to Steven Slater, the Flight Attendent who, after a scene with a passenger, shouted expletives over the P.A. system, then grabbed a beer and slid down the emergency chute.
These non-tippers give me the JetBlues.
by SXY S14 August 13, 2010
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"Don't be pulling a Jet Blue on me!" said Mike's coworkers to him when he stormed out of the call center after a frustrating call from a customer.
by David The Condo Man from PDX August 10, 2010
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Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!
by tnunnster August 11, 2010
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