Jet Lag

The way you feel the day after you smoke weed, Much like a hangover is to drinking alcohol.
The day after you smoke pot you wake up and just have a weird feeling all day. Its hard to explain but if you've experienced it you will understand what I'm talking about, that's Jet Lag.
Dude me and my buddy smoked sooo much last night, but today I have some hardcore "Jet Lag" and feel weird.
by Bluemagoo123 November 05, 2011
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Jet Lag

The feeling you get the morning after smoking some really dank weed, such as orange piff, causing you to feel stupid and slow
that shit we smoke last night was tight but now i got some serious jet lag
by pifflovr June 22, 2010
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jet lag

An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.
man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts
by michael j fox in teenwolf August 21, 2003
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jet lag

A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"
I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think
by SDP August 19, 2003
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Alberty Jet Lag

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.
A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."
by capybaradream_5 March 04, 2019
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De-Jet Lag

The process of reversing or undoing the effects of "Jet Lag"
She has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip
by AlKurdy March 14, 2011
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September jet lag

The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.
Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.
by Anata October 03, 2007
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