jesus juice

wine

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

jesus juice

the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion

At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

jesus juice

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

by jammers1001 December 31, 2008

jesus juice

Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.

Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.

by The Zug October 3, 2007

jesus juice

jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.

noob:GUYS! THE HAVENS R COMING! DRINK THE JESUS JUICE!!
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*

by mewone November 23, 2009

jesus juice

my delicious strawberry nesquik.

chocolate and other flavors are gay.

like your mom

fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*

by Ranger_Roy May 20, 2018

jesus juice

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Crankiestpotatoe July 17, 2016