jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

by metalhead666 September 18, 2009

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008

Jerpes

Herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on Sunday. Can be obtained through the "herpes hands" or touching a Jew.

Troy, your Jewish Jew-fro'd ass has JERPES

by LiarBoat May 25, 2010

Jerpes

Herpes, but the kind Jimmy Urine of MSI has, which makes them less scary then Herpes and makes them fun...

Girl 1-holy hell i can't wait to see Jimmi at the MSI show, if yah catch my drift!
Girl 2- ew but he has Herpes!
Girl 1- no he has Jerpes, it's differnt!!!

by I have pie for you too. July 28, 2008

slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

by headJ. libbs July 17, 2006

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018