Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2017

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Burnt Jergens

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

by The one and only GOB August 22, 2009

Jergen

A tall, blonde, pale, dreamy guy.

Typically of Norwegian descent.

May be any nationality so long as he is tall and blonde.

May also be a talented & good looking musician.

That drummer from Opeth is a total Jergen.

by mfizzeme December 16, 2021

Jergen

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.

by DigiornosPizza February 08, 2023