Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!

I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.

by Geshman WG October 13, 2010

jemison

Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.

You are a Jemison.

by Jemison March 17, 2018

Jemima

Jemima is a lovely person who enjoys a laugh but can be fierce when people eat her chocolate

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by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 5, 2019

jemima

Very attractive with a sparkling personality and the cutest laugh! Her smile is infectious and guys follow her around. She's photogenic and is an amazing friend. She'll tend to sleep all day and may be a distraction from work, but jemima is the best friend you'll ever have! She is the most breath taking girl i have ever known that you'll never want to blink to miss a second of her. She has the most beautiful eyes, you cant help but stare and smile back at her. I am the luckiest guy to even have met her, and i love her.

friend 1: i never want to lose Jemima
friend 2: same, shes amazing.

by sharron. April 10, 2011

jemima

A girl that is completely insane, but makes you laugh like your crazy too. She is gorgeous, but may use this against you. She is very changeable, and often scares the hell outta you! I would never change her for the world thou, as she is just hilarious&stunning&amazing!

Shortened Abbrievations; Jimmy, Jim, Jem, Mima etc..

Person 1: hey, who's that crazy lady over there?
Person 2: ohhh, I dunno, must be a jemima..

'Aaaah, its a jemima! Oh, don't worry, she just wanted a hug :) '

Jimmy jim jem mima crazy insane pretty

by JOs123 June 3, 2013

Aunt Jemimah'd

To inject maple syrup into a Black girls anus for the purpose of having her squirt it out on either a stack of freshly made pancakes, or her partners face or mouth. The white equivalent of the aunt jemimah is known as the mrs.buttersworth.

L-Dawg: Yo C-Dawg i totally aunt jemimah'd that hood rat i met at the club last night, i cant believe u let her squirt ass syrup on u!
C-Dawg: ya brah i had extra syrup layin around, and i had to use it some how!

LaQuisha totally ruined my plans of waffles today because she used up all the syrup when she Aunt Jemimah'd herself last night!

by P-bone~A.Drew~Coletrain October 29, 2009

Jemima

Jemima is a compliment to women meaning stunning or someone who can get a man by one look. Abbreviated to Jem and the male version of Jemi

Named after a girl in bristol Jemima Ive who is reported as one of the prettiest girls alive.

"That girl is a real Jem"
"She must be a Jemima"

by Sarah wannabe October 10, 2008