Jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔

Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023

jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing is the committed act of extreme jelqing on a regular basis to achieve a desired goal of penile girth and length

a jelqmaxxer is someone who is committed to jelqing at any and every opportunity available, usually also someone who participates in extreme and dangerous jelqing methods such as the japanese jiggle jelq

someone who tries jelqing once or twice is not a jelqmaxxer, and has not jelqmaxxed. it must be constant and consistent, and intense

me and my homie took up jelqmaxxing 5 years ago and never looked back. we both jelqmaxx eachother constantly and we’ve both grown a combined 13.7 inches in length and 11.8 inches of girth!!! i love jelqmaxxing!!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

Jelqmaxing

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.

Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.

by Elben Lord April 5, 2024

jelqmaxxing

the act of stretching the male shaft of the erotic penis to where it enlarges in length for a short period of time.

“Bro I just got done jelqmaxxing on Mrs. Smith

by Ryda Lewis April 15, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Jelqing as much as physically possible

I now have the biggest penis in the world, thanks to my jelqmaxxing

by Jelqer24 April 22, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Stretching the heck out of your badongadong this is a form of looksmaxxing

“Have you been looksmaxxing?”
“Yes I’ve been Jelqmaxxing”
“I want you”

by jelqfreak43 May 1, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing, like jelqing in general, is the art of doing penis excercises to attempt to increase penile size. The catch is the “maxxing” part. Like “looksmaxxing” adding the “maxxing” part just tells you that the jelqing in question is being maximized to its full potential.

John: My girlfriend left me because my dick was too small!

Enlightened man: Looks like you need to start jelqmaxxing. It will enlarge your penis over the long term, which will minimize such embarrassing experiences in the future.

by Blinkleglorp February 12, 2024