jam your jelly jar

An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!

by BetaRiffs June 15, 2017

Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

jelly James

Jelly James is a horrid bird who will steal and eat your jelly. He is an absolute bitch who only cares about himself and jelly.
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…

AAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S JELLY JAMES THE BITCH. RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Jelly jamming

When you use a gel based lubricant in a woman's vagina whilst on her period. The blood/lube combination makes a thick frothy paste that looks like raspberry jelly.

I was jelly jamming this girl last night, it was fine I guess....

by Rdwiln May 6, 2025

Jelly Jammin

The act of smearing Jelly all over one’s shaft and “Jamming” it into someone rear end.

I was Jelly Jammin Erica last night and she got mad cause I used Grape jelly instead of Rasberry.

by Grim DaVinci June 19, 2025

How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008