Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.

“Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”

by oggi17 December 12, 2017

Jefficient

Being 100% efficient with a 100% accuracy. Only a person named Jeff can be Jefficient.

Man look at Jeff work. He is definitely Jefficient.

by JaxDuuuval April 15, 2019

Jewified

Turning something useful into something unuseful/low quality/cheap.

After my luggage got stuck in the conveyor belt at the airport it got totally Jewified.

After I got in that car accident my car was totally Jewified.

Crap! I just got water all over my homework, now it's totally jewified!

by Jewish Joe April 7, 2008

Jeffried

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!

I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!

by peeptoe December 18, 2013

Jeffried

The act of unexpectedly getting screwed over by one of your close friends, loved ones or business associates. You know it's coming, but every time it happens you are still somehow surprised, you would not think someone that close would stick it to you again.

The person's name does not have be Jeffrey, it is the name of the person who created the act of being Jeffried

Synonym: being screwed over, fucked, hosed, swindled, scammed

When the bill came, I ended up paying $30 for a piece of cheesecake; Jeffried again!

by Everyday is Thursday April 16, 2021

Jeffried

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.

Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.

by Sheik.Yerbouti October 27, 2010

jerkified

(Usually an Adj. unless used in other examples... such as a pancake house... or a tv show.)

Used to give the word jerk just a little extra pizazz.

Usually used by one who just doesn't want to put an end to the term jerk.

"Lisa, your boyfriend is so jerkified."

"Don't act so jerkified!"

by That girl named Kourtney... July 24, 2008