jefferine

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

by mrexotic September 5, 2012

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Thomas Jefferson

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

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Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

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Jeffurium

The -1st element in the periodic table. The element contains -1 protons but has infinite mass. It is the strongest element in the universe and instantly annihilates any matter it touches. While it is a rare element, it is usually found within a star in the Jeffurious constellation, discovered by Jeffury. So far humans have only managed to contain a stable form of Jeffurium for a quadrillionth of a second.

Hopefully scientists in the future don’t use Jeffurium as a weapon of mass destruction.

by Jeffury December 19, 2019

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