Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees

Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted

by novelty16 June 2, 2018

Jeff Bezos

Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator

Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich

by G48M October 22, 2020

Jeff Bezos

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021