by Astraeus August 16, 2021
Get the Heemu jeemu mug.Jeepsus is the man who is sent by God in a Jeep to help anyone who is in need of help or guidance through the mountains. He usually sports a thick beard and a tastfully yet modest modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon that can get through anything or tow you out.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
For example: when one is traversing terrain deep in the mountains in a jeep and they haven't seen a soul all day until the reach the top of a mountain, where a large puddle/pond of unknown depth stands in his/her way. Jeepsus arrives out of nowhere driving a perfectly modified Jeep Wrangler Rubicon and drives through the huge puddle no problem indicating that traveling through is possible even in your jeep. After you follow he then offers to make sure your jeep is functioning properly.
#2 You were stupid and got stuck in some mud by yourself deep in the wilderness.. Jeepsus arrives and winches you out.
Jeepsus has a dense beard, and the fly(zipper) on his jeans is made of cast iron and welded together to keep his genitalia from involuntarily busting out of his pants. Nobody fucks with the Jeepsus.
Dude, what are we gonna do? We have to get back to civilization, I can't miss my brothers graduation! I can't believe we got stuck out here.... wait who is that driving on (and through) water?? Oh Jeepsus has come to save us!
by abashubu jack May 29, 2010
Get the Jeepsus mug.What one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair.
by Marc Bolan July 1, 2004
Get the jeepster mug.A hella cute girl gifted with remarkable intelligence. One of the realest girls you'll ever meet! She can get along with just about anybody. Gym teachers love her, math teachers love her, hell, everybody loves her! What's not to love? She's loyal, charitable, and always tries to do the right thing. If you meet a Jeesoo, you better befriend her, because this girl is sure to be a Nobel Prize winner in the future, as well as be an amazing friend to you.
Person 1: Wow, who's that cute Asian girl over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.
Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.
Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...
by myclockradio December 3, 2013
Get the Jeesoo mug.The hereditary and genetic background of a person. The "Jeams" are what makes a person act a certain way.
Cory: "Why are you such a lunatic all the time?"
Paige: "It's not my fault! We got double-teamed from both sides of the family!"
Cory: "Not on my side!"
Paige: "Dude, it's in my jeams!"
Cory: "Oh.."
Paige: "It's not my fault! We got double-teamed from both sides of the family!"
Cory: "Not on my side!"
Paige: "Dude, it's in my jeams!"
Cory: "Oh.."
by PaigeSmiles June 6, 2011
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Get the jeesh mug.a charming average guy, who is willing to go anywhere for the object of his affection---namely, a "jaguar" (a "jaguar" is a super hot girl).
"...I will call you Jaguar if I may be so bold.... girl, I'm just a Jeepster for your love..." T Rex
by hyphyann September 8, 2006
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