Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
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The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.
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The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.
2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.
1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"
"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"
2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."
"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"
2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."
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persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!
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She is a politician.
She is a politician.
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