open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.

That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

by Dick driller January 2, 2009

Jawad

jawad is a really cool kid literally everyone likes him if you see him in public bow down to him he is beyond the human intelligence and is above everyone be sure to be respectful around him or else you will regret it

oh no its jawad lets bow down to show respect and tell him how much we like him

by all fax May 20, 2018

jawaadian clan

A group composing of people who possess a large quantity of melanin derived from the ultimate being, jawood. They are known to be rebellious warriors due to their efforts in the battle of jastings where they slain the king of white privilege, Thomas Battioni.

He's a true Jawaadian Clan member. Look at the amount of melanin he has.

by VantaBlackWarrior December 17, 2019

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

Slack-jawed idiot

Anyone posing for a clickbait Youtube thumbnail.

No that's not a good pose you slack-jawed idiot.

by BlitzofChaos July 12, 2021

slack jawed yokel

Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.

Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"

by webtech May 10, 2005