jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.

"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"

by tommy anderson August 20, 2006

Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.

Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.

by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018

eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.

Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it

by the author of LotJ November 4, 2019

jaundice

1. Where your skin is a yellowish pasty colour sometimes seen in baby's right after there born or someone with a liver malfunction.
2.Something thats shit.
3.A word describing joy or happiness.

1. That newborn is so jaundice OR You drink so much your going jaudice
2.My school is so jaundice
3.JAUNDICE!!! YEAHHHHHHH

by Maddeson May 9, 2008

jaundice pickle

a yellow pickle

“shove that jaundice pickle in my coochie”

by vec305y March 19, 2021

jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.

Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....

by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017

grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.

That guy just Grandma Jaundiced that woman.

by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008