Jasmon

The best boyfriend in the world. Hot commodity!!!! He is strong, handsome, funny, and caring. He will do anything for you. He always smells good and is amazingly smart!

All girls are jealous of his relationship.

Even your best friends will try to take him!

Girl 1: "He's perfect, he's everything I've ever wanted in a man!"

Girl 2: "You're soo lucky you've found your Jasmon!"

by Natasha910 October 2, 2010

Jasminder

The Jasminder usually experiences deep depression and delerious ecstasy in the same moment. At this point she should be handled with care and all glass objects, sharp objects and huggable people should be removed from immediate reach.
When moderately happy, Jasminder enjoys the phrases "give me a hug" and "where did evryone go?"
Sometimes, the Jasminder is a coconut classic. She is asian, but rather prefers to be British. However, with great effort, she may be converted.

Person 1: Look at that tall girl attempting to stab herself whilst screaming: "i havent been this happy in a year!"

Person 2: Pure jasminder.

by lushess brrroo August 22, 2007

jamond

That one fucking dude that you can call when you are fucking drunk to come over and strip for you with his wash board and and muscular head

Damn this party needs strippers call Jamond

by Hurricane jay December 31, 2013

jasminder

Sexy, pretty, beuaty, slag, skeetty, gets the ones she wants, smart, flirty

Oh gosh id love to be like jasminder

by ChrissGreen September 19, 2016

Jesmond

Jesmond in maltese is known to be a troublemakers name so whenever someone is a trouble maker you’ll use that phrase or name.

He’s such a Jesmond.
Surly he’s a Jesmond.

by LGFrances June 26, 2021

jasondeansimp22

A chaotic cosplayer who is a homo and a goth and a social reject

Peepepoopo jasondeansimp22

by Ace...??.... March 21, 2021

jasmonee

A beautiful girl who mostly Africa America. Bad attitude but nice body. She’s a really good friend but if you get on her bad side you’re going to hate it. She always sticks up for what’s right for friends and she never snitch. And she’s really funny and has a crazy side.

I wish I was more like Jasmonee

by Love don’t change May 21, 2018