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The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common
"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"
by Drunk dump and the sea hag September 18, 2013
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jarvis

Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."

Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).
Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
by J. Jones February 15, 2006
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Jarvis

Jarvis' are usually quite tall and not the skinniest but not the fattest either. Jarvis' are usually very sexy and are totall chick magnets. They are also very protective over they're friends and/or girlfriend. They often take extra time in the morning and before special occasions to look nice for the ladies.
jarvis strong
by Sexymanj123 May 13, 2014
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Jarvis

I love you jarvis
by anonymous March 25, 2022
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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now
Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson

m.youtube.com/channel/UCoLUji8TYrgDy74_iiazvYA
by DDKinz64 August 16, 2019
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Jarvis

One of the most rarest names known to date. The name means relentless, lover, handsome, kind, and patient individual. Jarvis does not shy away from the moment. Jarvis also keeps a small circle of friends. Lastly Jarvis is a fixer. When things go wrong, you can always count on Jarvis to find a solution.
by Goat21! November 23, 2021
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Mrs.Jarvis

Da Worst teacher ever.
(Makes kids cry. Then smiles)
Me can't believe me got Mrs.Jarvis. I hate my life.
by FeLePe January 8, 2020
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