jareth

After the goblin king of the film "Labyrinth," who looks nothing at all like any of the other goblins, a jareth is a privileged White progressive who believes she speaks for all the little minorities, knows what is best for them, cares for them better than any other, and punishes them when they get out of line. A jareth is a subclass of baizuo.

"Larry Elder is the Black face of White supremacy," explained Beth the jareth, in the upscale café outside her SOHO apartment building. "They put a little too much oat milk in here. Anyway, he doesn't understand what Black people need. He should get educated, like me, and read up on Robin DiAngelo."

by AmosDW December 6, 2021

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

OHH JARETH

When Jareth (Labyrinth)
fucks you until you can't walk

"OHH JARETH DON'T STAHHPP!!!"

by ZiggyOnMyStardust November 2, 2019

Janeth

Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓

Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad

by EH wrote this ❤️ May 4, 2019

Jareh

An Assyrian word for poor thing - something you say when you're feeling sorry for someone.

The "J" is pronounced almost like "sh" and the "R" is rolled.

This word is best used sarcastically.

"Aw, she's ugly, jareh."

"Look at that man walking in the middle of the road... jareh, he wants to die, wait that's normal for Fairfield."

"Jareh, they're in love."

"Jareh, no one liked her photo."

by beautifulgirl100 October 13, 2013

Janeth

A really amazing friend that is like a sister to you. They will always have your back and listen to you.

That person is janeth.

by Eriay July 11, 2019

Janeth

Janeth is a short, thick girl. She's always down to do anything and is a badass. She might be short but she's crazy. A Janeth has a dark sense of humor. She gets along with a lot of people too! She's loyal, understanding, real, honest, nice/mean, funny, and smart. She doesn't want some two week bullshit. She's totally amazing but is heartbroken. She has a positive vibe and she always has a smile. She's sad deep down but won't show it. If you meet a Janeth, then your lucky. And if shes single, then date her because she's outstanding! Once she likes someone, she's loyal to him even though they're not dating. And if she likes you, then your lucky because that's rare!

Person 1: Who's the thick, short girl
Person 2: That's Janeth
Person 1: She's beautiful...
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I wanna date her
Person 2: She's got eyes for someone else
She won't even notice you except for the dude she likes...
Person 1: Damn, then he's a lucky foo

by Isabella805 December 2, 2018